6 Things To Do On A Full Moon

full moon One- Call people and instead of leaving a message just howl into the phone. Go outside and howl with all your heart! Make them look at that phone while they’re listening to your message and say, “Damn, did he become a wolf?”

Two- If you go to a restaurant and the waitress is cute or has a big butt just bite it. When she slaps you or calls security; just blame it on the full moon.

Three- You can sit on a tailgate of a truck and look into the moon and have some really deep conversations. About souls and why is bacon so good and why brown liquor makes you want to kiss her thighs.

Four- Take a bath with candles and when you get out do the Thriller dance naked in the living room. Just make sure the blinds are open so your body can bask in the moonlight.

Five- Text people you stopped dating and tell them that the full moon has you thinking about them. Never waste a good opportunity to text your ex or a woman you used to want. Full moon text are a way better excuse than drunken text.

Six- Just kiss a lot on the couch and make love on the floor.

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